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Put some humour in your life ! |
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A man eats a fifty pence peace and twenty pence peace so he had to go to hospital. The next day his wife rang to see how he
was and the nurse said there’s no change

A smile a day keeps the Doctor away !
Please email us your joke of the day.
Woke up this morning, made a cup of tea in my pyjamas..........
MUST buy a teapot!!
Jeff Maskrey
A banana went to the doctors the other day because he wasn't peeling too well !
Katie Marsh - Trentham
Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory!
When did this happen?
When did what happen?
Paul - Musketeers
Why did the man have a cabbage on a lead ?
Because he thought it was a Collie !
Mandi - Staffs Dog Agility School
Two men in a golf club locker room.
One man says to the other, "How long have you been wearing a bra?"
The other man replies, "Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment of the car!"
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